Friday, October 24, 2008

Election Toss Up

Obama draws crowds of 100,000 in St. Louis, 75,000 in Kansas City. Meanwhile in Columbia MO, McCain arrived to find "A crowd of about 15 people assembled outside the airport's fence to see him descend from the plane". Oh sure, this election is tossup.

Not Natural

Last weekend a Michigan man was arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. I am certain that this behavior is not natural since "Nature abhors a vacuum".

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Blogger's Block

When I don't post anything new for more than 10 days. It doesn't mean I'm dead.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Sarah Palin at the Bridge of Nowhere

Palin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Palin: My name is Sarah Palin.

Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Palin: To seek the office of Vice President of the United States.

Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite newspaper?
...long pause..
Palin: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!