Election Toss Up

Obama draws crowds of 100,000 in St. Louis, 75,000 in Kansas City. Meanwhile in Columbia MO, McCain arrived to find "A crowd of about 15 people assembled outside the airport's fence to see him descend from the plane". Oh sure, this election is tossup.

Not Natural

Last weekend a Michigan man was arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. I am certain that this behavior is not natural since "Nature abhors a vacuum".

Blogger's Block

When I don't post anything new for more than 10 days. It doesn't mean I'm dead.

Sarah Palin at the Bridge of Nowhere

Palin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Palin: My name is Sarah Palin.

Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Palin: To seek the office of Vice President of the United States.

Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite newspaper?
...long pause..
Palin: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

How About an Ice Cold Can of...

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Meanwhile, John Mccain claims credit for bailout bill - then it fails to pass.

Follow up - Senator McCain now says that "Now is not the time to fix the blame" - Two hours after his campaign blamed Senator Obama.

Goodbye Paul Newman

Some of the best hours ever spent at the movies.

Give us 700 Billion Dollars!

Or the Piñata gets it!