Monday, September 29, 2008

How About an Ice Cold Can of...


Meanwhile, John Mccain claims credit for bailout bill - then it fails to pass.
Follow up - Senator McCain now says that "Now is not the time to fix the blame" - Two hours after his campaign blamed Senator Obama.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Goodbye Paul Newman

Some of the best hours ever spent at the movies.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Give us 700 Billion Dollars!

Or the Piñata gets it!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Top 12 Movie Signs that a Cult is Evil

  • High Priest/Ruler has a beard, but no moustache
  • Altar is constructed of human skulls
  • Stone/Gold idol has more than one head
  • Headgear has horns.
  • Big production number with dancing girls
  • Crystal Ball can pan and zoom
  • Temple is built on volcano
  • Collars are higher than head
  • Enormous Gongs
  • Bush/Cheney bumper sticker is still on chariot
  • Sweaty, shirtless henchmen
  • Church has dungeons, trap doors and secret passages

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Job Satisfaction

I've noticed that movie "Mad Scientists" really seem to enjoy their work. Maybe high school guidance counselors should take note. (Dr Almada from a scene from The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy)

Monday, September 8, 2008

What would you Shoot for a Klondike Barbie?

New plan: Nuke Moose and Squirrel!