Sunday, September 21, 2008

Top 12 Movie Signs that a Cult is Evil

  • High Priest/Ruler has a beard, but no moustache
  • Altar is constructed of human skulls
  • Stone/Gold idol has more than one head
  • Headgear has horns.
  • Big production number with dancing girls
  • Crystal Ball can pan and zoom
  • Temple is built on volcano
  • Collars are higher than head
  • Enormous Gongs
  • Bush/Cheney bumper sticker is still on chariot
  • Sweaty, shirtless henchmen
  • Church has dungeons, trap doors and secret passages

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